loo-natic.

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That right. I joined a firm, and I am designing toilets. Well, electronic toilets. And I am researching on the toilet habits of people all over the world. Like, the things people  can do in a toilet, and how I can design a public toilet so that people cannot use these for the great other purposes, that they usually use it for.

Other purposes?? These signs tell you exactly what.

These things are a no no..

You can, but no sounds permitted.

Dont fish, and dont pee like a dog. Only wonder what they can possibly fish for..

The next thing that got me interested was the toilet signs.. here goes..

Which room will you get in to?? 

Simple, art. Educative. Women has that, and men have these. 

 The universal toilet. Welcome all sexes, aliens, and life form of all possible combinations.  Must be set up by the Men In Black.

In case, you dont know the regional language...

Simple, cost effective, sign. I would like to meet the guy who designed this one. 

 Plenty of open air, Does nt not need electricity, nor water. Very cost effective model. 

 For the twins. Or for whoever they built it for. 

Where is my toilet paper?

 S*** like a king. 

Down the hill !

 For those who eat, drink and **** music. 

 Any comments?

 Well well well.. 

Play while you pee. 

 The perfect toilet. 

 Have no idea which country this is from.

 Creative. very creative. 

 I can see you, but you cant see me.. 

Wash basin. Or does it have multiple functions?

 The best portable toilet. 

Phew.

Now coming to some real good ones... 

 And, the ultimate in loo education.

Never, miss the following tutorial..

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Happy toileting..

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