I will never understand WHY

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~ They always honk best when the red light is on ~
~ Some wear tight jeans when they work out at gym ~
~ They always wait the road to get repaired to dig it up again ~
~ They have to talk this loud on the mobile phone ~
~ Mr shanker is still on the coconut tree ~ (Courtsey this nutcase)
~ I shaved my head ~ (A week after I bought a hair dryer, expensive shampoo, hair conditioner, hair oil, Combs of different shapes, Head Band (Not Hair band, idiota!), Hair gel etc.)
~ I am writing this ~
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