Thursday, March 31, 2011

The spec.


Alright. i have been having weird insane thoughts as usual.

And last night, i thought of the essential things required for the kind of girl i am looking at - to live with.

1) Should have a job. Cause, i may not have one, most of the times.
2) Should drink.
3) Should not smoke when I am around.
4) Should cook - Nothing fancy required - just the basic stuff.
5) Should have similar tastes like I have in terms of music - MUST.
6) Should be independent. (I am not going to pick you up from the station)
7) Should love long drives. I mean real, long drives.
8) Should NOT be obsessed with clean rooms. If you are, you better clean it up, i aint cleaning anyway.

Well I guess thats it for the essentials.
And yes, should also bear with my :

Big ego.
Philosophical ramblings.
Long silences.

Reminds me of the led zep song:

" To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.

Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn 

Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born. 

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems. "




Carpe Diem! said...

Get a cat and hire a cook. :P

survivingbrain said...

Know any cats that brings home the money?

Pearl said...

Wonderful essentials!!

Amith ES said...

I thought you're married! :D

Carpe Diem! said...

@ sb: You don't reaaaalllly need a job for money, do you? There are lots of freelancing "service" options that you will earn a lot of money for, no? :P

@ Amith: Hehehe!! Did you see his list? Who do you think will marry him?

survivingbrain said...

Well... did I talk about marriage anywhere??

All i said is, "live with"

Heathcliffs Girl said...

I know its your blog and there is no reason for me to be an ass here but I just gota say it!

So Independence would be, literally translating, the girl not dependent on you. which means to me, financially, emotionally- maybe. your kind of eg, the picking up is just thoughtfulness on your part. It does not make her any less independent. I mean taking an auto and coming home, whats the big deal! right?

The reason I am saying this is, you seem a fairly decent bloke and You seem to want to get some things right which means what I am saying might actually make sense to you.


Heathcliffs Girl said...

and also, one point I missed. How is that you want her to be independent while at the same time you want her to have a job to support you, cos you might not have one all the time!

Sort of unreasonable dont you think. The rules play both ways. :)

survivingbrain said...


Thanks for the comments, my blog is open for commenting, which means I welcome comments from people i dont know, so you dont have to feel like that animal.

There aint much rules while living with me, but the ones i have doesnt play both ways. And it never can, cause girls are different from guys, many ways. What if she asks me to get pregnant cause the rule plays both ways?

sadly, people dont come with datasheets or specification sheets.